69 Witty Pick-up Lines!
If you need help with getting someone's attention, there is something to be said about pick-up lines. Here are 69 funny pickup lines to make that special person blush.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
- Is there a rainbow today? Cause you’re the treasure I’ve been searching for!
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
- Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want to be near you.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-te!
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm looking for.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.
- Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
- Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
- Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? 'Cause you look like a snack!
- Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want to be near you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are you the delivery man? Because you just made my day.
- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
- Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
- Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.
- I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
- If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
- Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
- Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
- Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for.
- Is your name Tom? Because you're driving me crazy.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
- Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my attention.
- Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
- Are you a campfire? 'Cause you are hot and I want to be near you.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for.
- If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
- Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.
- If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
- Are you a robot? Because you short-circuited my heart.
- Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm looking for.
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
- Is your name Skype? Because I can feel you calling me.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
- Are you a campfire? 'Cause you are hot and I want to be near you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
- Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
- Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.
- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
- Are you a robot? Because you short-circuited my heart.
- Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want to be near you.
- Do you have a map? 'Cause I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
- Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
- Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
- Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
- Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
- Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
- Feel my shirt. Do you know it’s made of? Boyfriend material!
- Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
- You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line!