69 Witty Pick-up Lines!

If you need help with getting someone's attention, there is something to be said about pick-up lines. Here are 69 funny pickup lines to make that special person blush.

1. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
2. Is there a rainbow today? Cause you’re the treasure I’ve been searching for!
3. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
4. Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want to be near you.
5. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
6. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-te!
7. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm looking for.
8. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
9. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.
10. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
11. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
12. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
13. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? 'Cause you look like a snack!
14. Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want to be near you.
15. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
16. Are you the delivery man? Because you just made my day.
17. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
18. If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
19. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
20. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
21. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
22. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
23. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.
24. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
25. If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
26. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
27. Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
28. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
29. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for.
30. Is your name Tom? Because you're driving me crazy.
31. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
32. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
33. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my attention.
34. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
35. Are you a campfire? 'Cause you are hot and I want to be near you.
36. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
37. Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
38. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
39. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for.
40. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
41. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.
42. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
43. Are you a robot? Because you short-circuited my heart.
44. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
45. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
46. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm looking for.
47. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
48. Is your name Skype? Because I can feel you calling me.
49. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
50. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
51. Are you a campfire? 'Cause you are hot and I want to be near you.
52. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
53. Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.
54. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
55. Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got FINE written all over you.
56. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
57. Are you a robot? Because you short-circuited my heart.
58. Are you a campfire? Because you are hot and I want to be near you.
59. Do you have a map? 'Cause I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
60. Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
61. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.
62. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
63. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
64. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
65. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
66. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
67. Feel my shirt. Do you know it’s made of? Boyfriend material!
68. Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
69. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line!